Thursday, April 19, 2007

Funny Of The Day

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway.

Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?

Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kim Beazley.

They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

About a litre.

1 comment:

Jeanette said...

Hi Marc good joke.
how is the weight going