A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway.
Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?
Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kim Beazley.
They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
About a litre.
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1 comment:
Hi Marc good joke.
how is the weight going
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